Cooking with Asian mothers
Me: How much time do I give it? When will I know it's ready?
Mother: Focus on the bubbles, when the bubbles bubble a certain way you will know it's ready
Me:
Mother:
Me:
Mother:
Me: I can't tell whether the bubbles are bubbling differently than before
Mother: Get out of my kitchen.

oh jinyoung, little eager there huh?

derrierebender:

thetrillestqueen:

trebled-negrita-princess:

fish-dinner-connoisseur:

monkeys are better parents than white people

"Get yo lil ass back here and siddown somewhere"

Momma ain’t even have to move or look side ways good to snatch that baby up.

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ombrume:

you know that feeling when nothing’s wrong but nothing’s right either

mirkkwoods:

snk challenge

day 5: someone you wished hadn’t died characters that shouldn’t have died

essie-delli-carpini:

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At first I was like “omg what a wonderful pair of dark brown  piercing eyes” *not minding at all that there is someone half-covering his face*

And then THIS happens …

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captn-bucky:

bellecosby:

I wonder how many stranger’s stories we make it into? You know, maybe someone saw you in passing and told their friends about how pretty the girl in the lavender sweater was. Or maybe they overheard you say a joke and repeated it to their friend, confessing that they heard it from some guy at the store. 

I think about this all the time

fiyhi:

patron-de-los-santos:

mcdamnright:

So I was at a thrift store and I see this little cat lamp.

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I was like “Aye yo, ya’ll are fuckin’ adorable.”
So I bought the lil’ guy and took him home to plug him in.

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Then I was like “No.”

well no wonder why it was in the thrift store

but shit it was 99 cents